Today, I went to the dentist. While the technician was sucking the spit out of my mouth with the vacuum instrument she bumped a switch. Instead of vacuuming up my spit, the instrument shot all of the spit that was in the “holding tank” back out. I got multiple peoples’ spit in my mouth. FML

this is why i hate the dentist. legitimatly just vommed in my mouth.

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